Postcards from Keira · Border Division · Desk 24

Arrivals Declaration
Form K-24

Complete in block capitals · She did not

For everyone's use, actually

likeness: generous

ApprovedDESK 24 · RELUCTANTLY

1 Passenger details Use ink · She used vibes

SurnameAntonia

First nameKeira

Age20 (mentally 74 in airports)

Occupationprofessional leaver

Place of originSouth London. SE24. obviously

Known aliases@postcardsfromkeira

handwriting deteriorates after "surname"

QueriedSEE MARGIN

2 Purpose & duration of visit Tick one box only

Purpose of visitunclear. will report back

Length of stayback soon eventually

Address while abroadwhichever hostel has a plug socket

Anything to declare one bag, several opinions, a ferry-related incident (historic)

follow up on ferry incident

ApprovedALL THREE, IDEALLY

3 Dispatches you wish to receive Tick all that apply

Weekly

The Dispatch

Long-form video diary. Distributed via: YouTube. Contents: feelings, delays, honesty.

the main event x Daily-ish

The Postmark

Short-form stories & reels. Distributed via: Instagram. Contents: queues, chaos.

occasionally unhinged Monthly

The Air Mail

Written letter. Distributed via: email. Contents: one trip, one photo, one disaster.

the keeper. see slip below

Refer to supervisorRE: FERRY

4 Countries visited in the last 12 months Official use column in red

Code	Territory	Passenger remarks	Official use only
LIS	Portugal	missed one flight, made a friend for life	No further action
CNX	Thailand	learned to drive a scooter. stopped apologising to it	Noted
TBS	Georgia	wine, wifi, adopted by a landlady	Envious
OAX	Mexico	best three weeks, worst stomach of my year	Medical note attached
SPU	Croatia	the ferry thing. I've said too much	FLAGGED
???	Pending	cheapest Tuesday flight. vote in the stories	Awaiting outcome

AdmittedSE24 ·

5 Declaration

I declare that the information given on this form is true, complete and accurate, except the bits I made funnier, and that any content produced under the name Postcards from Keira will contain what it actually cost, what actually went wrong, and whether it was actually worth it. No hidden gems. No sunrise yoga on a cliff. Warm underneath, but you'll have to dig.

Signature of passenger Keira x

Date

Subscriber's copy: The Air Mail

One email a month. One trip, one photo, one thing that went wrong, one thing she'd do again. No spam. No final-call emails. Unsubscribe whenever, and this office will not pursue the matter.

first one's the collector's item, obviously x